Dumb Jabroni

So today i was making burritos and pizza and doin all the shit i do. And some regular dum dum comes up to me and asks, "whats the difference between a taco and a burrito?"  such a stupid question that  i had to take a second to realize if he was joking or serious. He was serious.

more jabroni customers

so today a middle aged rich white guy was at the coffee bar (what else is new), and he asks the girl making the coffee for a fork. the girl tells him she doesnt know where they are stored and if he asks prepared foods, they will know (they are supposed to be refilled by customer service). So he says,"oh i have to ask? because last i checked i was the customer, now i have to go ask myself?"

the prepared foods section was like 10 feet away, i swear, these old fucks want to come in the supermarket and get spoiled like they are movie stars or something. whats with these shit heads?

Produce

So i worked in produce today for the first time, im excited to try it. i put in a transfer slip to try to work there instead of the prepared foods section. the food section is too hectic and like a madhouse, the produce section is a lot  less busy in terms of work, and its pretty fun to just stack fruits and stuff all day. And they always have a giant thing of cut up fruits they are packaging that we can eat when we walk by and stuff. :D

Today The burrito bar opened.

Well, now i have to make pizzas and hand rolled burritos. The custy picks what they want inside, we have lots of stuff, pulled pork, chicken, beef, lime chipotle tofu, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, olives, hot peppers, just an absolute ton of shit.


Its a lot harder now, and i had to work my ass off all day cause someone called in like a mealy mouthed piece of trash. waaaa i want my mom. 

Pizza i made today

Well today we had some left over corn dogs, so i cut up corndogs, and i put chili as the sauce, then mozz cheese, and then the corndogs.


Chili Corndog Pizza. it was good but im sure it was fattening as fuck. but oh well.

Hot Dog days of summer

Today at work was the "hot dog" days of summer celebration. We had a hot dog eating contest between some employees and some customers, a customer won.

Every section had to make food with hot dogs to sample to the customers. my section did beer battered corn dogs, the meat section did these Chili dogs with meat sauce, bakery made a pastry with the hot dog buns with a banana on top. outside we had the demo women making ice cream sundaes for people for a 5 dollar donation.

Unfortunately for me i got a migraine at like 7 pm and had to go home early. The break room must have had 60 hot dogs sitting there for people to eat, but i was too sick to eat any. what a waste.

Gainsharing

Whole foods has a gainsharing system.

What this means is, every departement has a budget and sales goals, if you come in underbudget or exceed your goals , the extra amount is divided amongst the team.

So , the people in Whole Body, which sells the vitamins and supplements, get about 300 to 400 extra dollars in their checks once a month due to the extra. (because everything in the department costs so much.




The meat section gets over 400 extra on a regular month, sometimes more. My section, gets the least, because we throw so much food out. we get like 30 bucks extra.