Working at Whole Foods (and other crap i do)

So i was waiting on my friend that works there, i'm handing him his food that he ordered, and i say "here you go you stupid moron...

Once every couple of months, we have a giant store meeting. Everyone pretty much just stands around and it starts at 6 30 am. Someone was 5 ...

So some beady-eyed piece of trash drops her keys in the garbage in the ladies room today. She comes up to me and says, "hi, can you get...

So because of our gainsharing, my next check will have an extra 325 dollars in it. I'm excited. The busier we are, the more we get, so i...

So today some candy ass took a bite of a sample i left out for everyone and then put the bit piece back in the box. So i wreckon this piece...

So today i was making burritos and pizza and doin all the shit i do. And some regular dum dum comes up to me and asks, "whats the diffe...

so today a middle aged rich white guy was at the coffee bar (what else is new), and he asks the girl making the coffee for a fork. the girl ...