So some beady-eyed piece of trash drops her keys in the garbage in the ladies room today. She comes up to me and says, "hi, can you get a maintenance guy to come get my keys for me, i dropped them in the garbage and im not gonna go through the trash to get them"
Sure lady, ill call someone else to pick up your keys for you because your spoiled ass cant do simple shit like not throw your keys away.
You had me at "Jabroni customer #39478395" and then beady-eyed piece of trash came along and i couldn't stop laughing.
ReplyDeletegreat job for the maintenance guy. women toilet's garbage must be full of nice stuff
ReplyDeletegeez, that crusty bitch has probably had more wangs in her than a chinese phone book.
ReplyDeleteI hate customers! And Anonymous is probably right, see probably has dirty cocks in her all the time so she's probably a hipacrate!
ReplyDeleteWow, it's disturbing... wait for it... that we don't have a policy to deal with this situation!
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