Jabroni customer #39478395

So some beady-eyed piece of trash drops her keys in the garbage in the ladies room today. She comes up to me and says, "hi, can you get a maintenance guy to come get my keys for me, i dropped them in the garbage and im not gonna go through the trash to get them"

Sure lady, ill call someone else to pick up your keys for you because your spoiled ass cant do simple shit like not throw your keys away.

Gainsharing bonus

So because of our gainsharing, my next check will have an extra 325 dollars in it. I'm excited. The busier we are, the more we get, so its good. Also fun to have some lazy days sometimes too though.

The classless jabroni.

So today some candy ass took a bite of a sample i left out for everyone and then put the bit piece back in the box.
So i wreckon this piece of trailer park trash was either A; a dumbass or B; they thought that they were so fantastic, that everyone would want their mouth and teeth germs all over the rest of the samples.

This job is like babysitting sometimes.  Also today we made deep fried rice balls and they were fantastic.