Sunday, September 25, 2011

Dumb Jabroni

So today i was making burritos and pizza and doin all the shit i do. And some regular dum dum comes up to me and asks, "whats the difference between a taco and a burrito?"  such a stupid question that  i had to take a second to realize if he was joking or serious. He was serious.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

more jabroni customers

so today a middle aged rich white guy was at the coffee bar (what else is new), and he asks the girl making the coffee for a fork. the girl tells him she doesnt know where they are stored and if he asks prepared foods, they will know (they are supposed to be refilled by customer service). So he says,"oh i have to ask? because last i checked i was the customer, now i have to go ask myself?"

the prepared foods section was like 10 feet away, i swear, these old fucks want to come in the supermarket and get spoiled like they are movie stars or something. whats with these shit heads?

Thursday, September 1, 2011


So i worked in produce today for the first time, im excited to try it. i put in a transfer slip to try to work there instead of the prepared foods section. the food section is too hectic and like a madhouse, the produce section is a lot  less busy in terms of work, and its pretty fun to just stack fruits and stuff all day. And they always have a giant thing of cut up fruits they are packaging that we can eat when we walk by and stuff. :D