Thursday, December 8, 2011

Customer :D

So i was waiting on my friend that works there, i'm handing him his food that he ordered, and i say "here you go you stupid moron" and a customer from line started reaching for the food.

It made me laugh cause , 1. she thought i was addressing her, and 2. she had no problem with it. At least she knew her place .

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Store meeting.

Once every couple of months, we have a giant store meeting. Everyone pretty much just stands around and it starts at 6 30 am. Someone was 5 minutes late to the last one and got fired. Shit as strict. We do get tons of free food and drinks though so im all for that shit since im a poor jabroni.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Jabroni customer #39478395

So some beady-eyed piece of trash drops her keys in the garbage in the ladies room today. She comes up to me and says, "hi, can you get a maintenance guy to come get my keys for me, i dropped them in the garbage and im not gonna go through the trash to get them"

Sure lady, ill call someone else to pick up your keys for you because your spoiled ass cant do simple shit like not throw your keys away.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Gainsharing bonus

So because of our gainsharing, my next check will have an extra 325 dollars in it. I'm excited. The busier we are, the more we get, so its good. Also fun to have some lazy days sometimes too though.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

The classless jabroni.

So today some candy ass took a bite of a sample i left out for everyone and then put the bit piece back in the box.
So i wreckon this piece of trailer park trash was either A; a dumbass or B; they thought that they were so fantastic, that everyone would want their mouth and teeth germs all over the rest of the samples.

This job is like babysitting sometimes.  Also today we made deep fried rice balls and they were fantastic.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Dumb Jabroni

So today i was making burritos and pizza and doin all the shit i do. And some regular dum dum comes up to me and asks, "whats the difference between a taco and a burrito?"  such a stupid question that  i had to take a second to realize if he was joking or serious. He was serious.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

more jabroni customers

so today a middle aged rich white guy was at the coffee bar (what else is new), and he asks the girl making the coffee for a fork. the girl tells him she doesnt know where they are stored and if he asks prepared foods, they will know (they are supposed to be refilled by customer service). So he says,"oh i have to ask? because last i checked i was the customer, now i have to go ask myself?"

the prepared foods section was like 10 feet away, i swear, these old fucks want to come in the supermarket and get spoiled like they are movie stars or something. whats with these shit heads?