Sunday, August 7, 2011

whole foods benefits versus crappy ass customers.

i make 10 dollars an hour, 15 on sundays and holidays. i get 40 hours a week or more. i get health insurance with 0 copays. i get a 401k plan. so its a pretty good job.

i make pizzas at the pizza station. kids always watch me throw the dough and smile and get happy and stuff. i dont mind the kids.


its the adults that act like kids. you basically have to chew their food for them. its a market for people who want to be catered to and treated like little kids. some lady had me cut her pizza slice into little pieces for her today, i was like, lady , you might as well have me chew it up and spit it down your throat for you like a baby bird. you're a grown ass women, eat a slice of pizza like a grown up.

14 comments:

  1. nice blog dude, keep it up
    +followed

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  2. Could be worse, rude customers are always the worst.

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  3. I don't see why people even eat pizza in cut up slices. Whatever is easier for them I guess.

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  4. Deffinitly followed! Love your posts! :)

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  5. Hah, it's funny that the hipster-esque people who buy that crap are LITERALLY manchildren! ++Follow, keep posting :)!

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  6. lol. WOW, Whole foods is a pretty sweet job! You have to tell me your secrets! How you got in?! I've been wanting to work there forever! How are the discounts?

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  7. Ha. Funny story, some people can be really selfish and ungrateful though, huh?

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  8. People are always selfish. Always and forever. Fact of life, sadly.

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  9. i need a job but im not sure i wanna work at whole foods :( i hate interacting with consumers

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  10. Oh jesus, you work at whole foods? I'm surprised none of the yuppies have pelted you to death with Quinoa yet.

    I used to work at a pizza place.. some people are just children when it comes to how they eat their food.

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  11. Gotta take people as a grain of salt. yeah there will be lots of pricks, but hey... money is money.

    +followed :)

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  12. It must suck to hang around cynical assholes all day haha, following

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